[Annotation (3 September 2011): in a previous incarnation, this blog was titled “This is Not a Dinner Party”]
Finally, and most awe-inspiringly, that someone sat down at a keyboard, tapped away and made The Dinner Party — a crippling, dribbling, mewling homunculus of plagiarism. And, having done it, they didn’t turn white and book themselves into an ashram. They said: “This is cool. I’ll show it to the grown-ups”, and pressed Send. The next time this writer sees his or her name in print, I abjectly pray it’s under “Employee of the month” at Burger King.
One of the titles that we considered for this blog was homunculus. But I remind you, this is not a dinner party.